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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2016, 06:24:47 PM »
I refuse to pay anything. We offer advice here in whatever way we can. If I sound rude then it's because it was necessary to give the help you need. Good day.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2016, 09:21:31 PM »
You will hear from my Jewish lawyer.

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You'll also be prevented to work for any major organization.

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« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2016, 11:31:27 PM »
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2016, 05:53:50 PM »
TUGT's picture looks like a jew anyway, so.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2016, 06:34:08 PM »
TUGT's picture looks like a jew anyway, so.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2016, 07:29:32 PM »
TUGT's picture looks like a jew anyway, so.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2016, 11:00:16 PM »
Gotta get that bar mitzvah money, ischelle

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2016, 09:42:49 PM »
Gotham or Supergirl?

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« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2016, 12:30:40 AM »
Gotham or Supergirl?

Gotham is on Netflix so I've seen it and it was very good. Supergirl is not on Netflix but she looks cute.

So Gotham because Netflix>cable

Also Gotham has Erin Richards and Morena Baccarin
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2016, 07:09:00 AM »
Pick a natural number from 1-10 for me, please.

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« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2016, 04:25:36 PM »
7
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2016, 04:35:57 PM »
7


Thanks. You're going to be responsible to the deaths of millions.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2016, 04:43:45 PM »

7


Thanks. You're going to be responsible to the deaths of millions.

7 million dead? Okay.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2016, 05:42:10 AM »
We all know you approve of telling your girl thanks, but just how do you recommend it be done?
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2016, 01:19:18 AM »
Gotham or Supergirl?

Gotham is on Netflix so I've seen it and it was very good. Supergirl is not on Netflix but she looks cute.

So Gotham because Netflix>cable

Also Gotham has Erin Richards and Morena Baccarin

Well, you're a man of your word, you gave good advice for a tough decision.
Thank you.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2016, 04:40:22 PM »
Gotham or Supergirl?

Gotham is on Netflix so I've seen it and it was very good. Supergirl is not on Netflix but she looks cute.

So Gotham because Netflix>cable

Also Gotham has Erin Richards and Morena Baccarin

Well, you're a man of your word, you gave good advice for a tough decision.
Thank you.

No problem.

We all know you approve of telling your girl thanks, but just how do you recommend it be done?

Are we talking about the act of telling a girl thanks (Thanks for the water) or getting to where you tell girl's boyfriend to tell their girl thanks with the implications involved(closely related to my sig)?

Edit: omg someone killed my sig. That bastard
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2016, 03:45:21 PM »
I think we can all agree that hydration is important in our daily lives. I've been a longtime user of Nalgene water bottles as my daily water vessel. I've gone from the wide-mouth bottle (the classic), to the narrow-mouth bottle (easier to drink while on the move w/o spilling but harder to clean), back to the wide-mouth bottle with a Humangear capCAP (the perfect mix of ease of cleaning with ease of drinking). I've tried other vessels like the Nathan BigShot but the spout is much too small. Nothing has beat the Nalgene + capCAP combo.

Tragedy! I drove to Las Vegas for business in a rental car. My vessel was with me the whole time and served well to keep me hydrated during my short time in the high desert. But now I can not find any trace of it.

Do I purchase a new Nalgene + capCAP or do I go big into uncharted territory and get a Hydro Flask? I don't generally need ice cold water, but I do appreciate it during the hot California summer.

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« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2016, 05:18:53 PM »
Go with the newer one it has 3 diff types of heads you can choose if you haven't noticed I'll link them

original: http://www.hydroflask.com/wide-flat-cap#92=19
reminds me of coffee: http://www.hydroflask.com/hydro-flip#92=14
What I'd buy: http://www.hydroflask.com/straw-lid#92=19

It also has links to other sellers incase they sell out

If all else fails buy the cap you prefer from the original bottle and see if it fits with the better bottle.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2016, 01:52:58 AM »
Yeti 30oz rambler ftw.  20oz if you have small hands.


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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2016, 06:51:08 PM »
Update: I ordered a capCAP thinking that I could economize and use it to replace the poor performance Nathan lid. Unfortunately, this Nathan bottle really is garbage and both the opening and thread size are different.  >:( So I stopped by the the local Sport Chalet to pick up a replacement Nalgene. I checked out the Hydroflask display there and think a 40 oz. widemouth and Hydroflip are in my future, once I get my head around spending forty bones for a water vessel. Will post further updates as appropriate.


Molly, that's a nice looking vessel, but seems more suited to coffee on the morning commute or in the office. I need something that can be thrown in a bag without causing a huge disaster for both my beverage and other possessions in the bag.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2016, 08:44:45 PM »
So the moral to that outcome was you should have taken my advice?

Also I'm considering getting myself the hydroflask since my friends and I are gonna go hiking together more often in preparation for a road trip to Utah to do a 4 hour hike at night to see this cutie.



I also haven't been hiking since my teens and all my canteens from since then have become disgusting and old.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2016, 10:14:02 PM »
Help.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2016, 11:49:45 PM »
Help.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWP6Qki8mWc[/youtube]
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2016, 09:30:50 AM »
What's the deal with all these groundhogs in my back yard?

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2016, 05:54:15 PM »
Do you grow anything in your backyard?

getting rid of them: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Groundhogs
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2016, 09:36:03 PM »
Thanks.

this link was also on the page you referenced which also proved quite helpful.

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« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2016, 11:20:18 PM »
wikiHow proud supporter of TUGT's Advice since now.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2016, 12:10:46 AM »
So I like this fellow friend of mine - in the office we've gone out for quite some time in the months I've been in Fresno, but I'm being transferred over to San Diego again for my Internship and it is a permanent shift this time. I want to leave the Friendzone lol and it seems as if we both want out of it as well...

I don't know what to do - nor to the fact that I'll be 6 hours away from her lol tell me TUGT  :'(
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2016, 02:09:32 AM »
So I like this fellow friend of mine - in the office we've gone out for quite some time in the months I've been in Fresno, but I'm being transferred over to San Diego again for my Internship and it is a permanent shift this time. I want to leave the Friendzone lol and it seems as if we both want out of it as well...

I don't know what to do - nor to the fact that I'll be 6 hours away from her lol tell me TUGT  :'(

Well personally I'd tell you to not make your decisions based off personal feelings and decided based off what's best for you in the long run.

Second, you should tell this girl how you feel before you go because for now it's just a what if. Anyway you can always take a train to and from fresno and san diego. I don't know the prices from fresno to the la metro but in la it's a decent price.
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2016, 06:36:21 AM »
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