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[Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:34:16 AM »
Ask your questions from whatever topic and TUGT will give you solid answer to your question. From Life advice to why the fuck is this thread in this part of the forum when it doesn't pertain to new players and is more of a general topic type thread? TUGT will answer it or he will post a Paul Rudd gif to show how he feels about your question.

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« Last Edit: March 04, 2016, 12:48:56 AM by Molly Emma »
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2016, 12:39:10 AM »
And what kind of dog should I get I want a bigger dog not some little thing I could punt like baxter but more of a wolf.




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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2016, 12:44:23 AM »
And what kind of dog should I get I want a bigger dog not some little thing I could punt like baxter but more of a wolf.

After googling "dogs look like wolves" the first result was this link: https://pethelpful.com/dogs/dog-breeds-like-wolves

My suggestion is #5 or the Canadian Eskimo Dog because it looks so mysterious and dark. The dog should be a bitchin guard dog and a good pillow. Enjoy.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2016, 12:45:21 AM »
And what kind of dog should I get I want a bigger dog not some little thing I could punt like baxter but more of a wolf.

After googling "dogs look like wolves" the first result was this link: https://pethelpful.com/dogs/dog-breeds-like-wolves

My suggestion is #5 or the Canadian Eskimo Dog because it looks so mysterious and dark. The dog should be a bitchin guard dog and a good pillow. Enjoy.

I appreciate such helpful advice.




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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2016, 12:55:52 AM »
Gonna sticky this. 

On to my question.

I have a date with a guy I've been seeing on and off for a few months now. This is like, a real, go out for dinner and see a play kind of date.  We've never slept together.  I'm in to him.  He might even make it out of the friendzone, if he makes any kind of move.

Do I wear the black strapless dress or the sequinned tank, with black slacks?  I look pretty great in both.


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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2016, 01:12:25 AM »
Gonna sticky this. 

On to my question.

I have a date with a guy I've been seeing on and off for a few months now. This is like, a real, go out for dinner and see a play kind of date.  We've never slept together.  I'm in to him.  He might even make it out of the friendzone, if he makes any kind of move.

Do I wear the black strapless dress or the sequinned tank, with black slacks?  I look pretty great in both.

Hmm. I'm leaning towards the sequined tank and black slacks(I'm assuming they look more like this:
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The reason why is because I feel like based on your description it sounds like a serious date but not so serious like valentines or a birthday type date, where dressing as nice as possible is suggested. If I'm wrong and you are aiming to impress for this "first" date then I believe the dress will do such.

Do you have any idea on what the date will be? (Just dinner or more than dinner?)
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2016, 02:08:34 AM »
If Molly wears the dress and this dude doesn't make a move then he can just go to hell.

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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2016, 08:07:39 AM »
If you like him, just drag him out of that friendzone yourself.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2016, 08:19:36 AM »
If Molly wears the dress and this dude doesn't make a move then he can just go to hell.

I'm with Disco. If you wear the strapless dress, which pretty much says, "I mean business" and he doesn't make any kind of move, permanent friendzone.

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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2016, 08:35:27 AM »
Why should I tell my girl thanks?
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2016, 11:40:31 AM »
how do i get Cold Hearted Snake to marry me?
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Re: [Need Help?]TUGT's Advice
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2016, 12:42:52 PM »
If Molly wears the dress and this dude doesn't make a move then he can just go to hell.

I'm with Disco. If you wear the strapless dress, which pretty much says, "I mean business" and he doesn't make any kind of move, permanent friendzone.

This for sure molly!





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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2016, 05:31:10 PM »

Why should I tell my girl thanks?

Women love to feel appreciated so always show some kind of appreciation from a simple thanks to a nice gift. Bitches love gifts. (Example: I pissed off my gf last night so today I surprised her with flowers and a healthy snack since she's dieting with me.)

how do i get Cold Hearted Snake to marry me?

Let it suck you dry (literally and figuratively)
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2016, 04:57:37 PM »
Molly never told us what she decided to wear. GG.


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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2016, 04:59:13 PM »
It was obviously the dress and the date had a happy ending that made Molly completely forget about this thread.
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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2016, 08:47:35 PM »
I mean think about it, have you ever seen molly and the dress she decided to wear in the same room at the same time?

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2016, 09:09:54 PM »
I mean think about it, have you ever seen molly and the dress she decided to wear in the same room at the same time?

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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2016, 12:34:07 AM »
Should I go get a 40?
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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2016, 12:45:32 AM »
Should I go get a 40?

Dude. Always. Get two to be safe though. Sometimes one's not enough, and walking back to the store is always harder the second time.


I've seen your work. You have serious potential shitposting potential tbh. Just keep working at it fam.

That you Tenshibo - you articulated that better than I.

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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2016, 01:30:42 AM »
I agree get two and duct tape then duct tape the 40s to your hands. You can have your hands again when you finish them.
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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2016, 01:34:23 AM »
Confused.  Once I duct tape them to my hands I can open one but then I will spill it when I try to open the other one.
I am going to go ahead and call it for the Republican Candidate 2016.

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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2016, 01:38:18 AM »
Confused.  Once I duct tape them to my hands I can open one but then I will spill it when I try to open the other one.

Believe me, you're gonna run into more problems than just that. A classic one is the race to the finish: you have a whole 40 left, and really have to pee, but you cant manage pants right now cause well, there's 40s taped to your hands.


I've seen your work. You have serious potential shitposting potential tbh. Just keep working at it fam.

That you Tenshibo - you articulated that better than I.

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2016, 01:39:52 AM »
Good times guaranteed
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2016, 01:40:33 AM »
I just pee on myself similar to most nights that end in y.  But the loss of juice is troubling.
I am going to go ahead and call it for the Republican Candidate 2016.

Тhere is no place for slow learners and not started school persons.

Millennials sure are weird.

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2016, 01:22:02 PM »
Confused.  Once I duct tape them to my hands I can open one but then I will spill it when I try to open the other one.

Believe me, you're gonna run into more problems than just that. A classic one is the race to the finish: you have a whole 40 left, and really have to pee, but you cant manage pants right now cause well, there's 40s taped to your hands.

You just need a little preparation: https://www.stadiumpal.com

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« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2016, 05:56:34 PM »
Thats not weird at all!




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« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2016, 09:51:46 AM »
Disco, perhaps we should be asking you for advice.

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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2016, 05:32:20 PM »
Shoot I haven't even bothered to read any of that thread yet. Umm to sell your soul you need to summon a demon. I would defer to the knowledge of the great show supernatural as to how to do this. Then a simple sell your soul for all the money you would ever want deal and bam you're rich.
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« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2016, 05:43:05 PM »
Shoot I haven't even bothered to read any of that thread yet. Umm to sell your soul you need to summon a demon. I would defer to the knowledge of the great show supernatural as to how to do this. Then a simple sell your soul for all the money you would ever want deal and bam you're rich.

:( unhelpful.

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